Make sure the email address is correct.

Part 1:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they
spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate travel plans.

So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday.
His wife would fly down the following day.
The husband arrived and checked into the hotel.

There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife.

In his excitement, thinking about the original honeymoon, he accidentally left out
one letter in her email address and without noticing the error, sent the
email.

Part II.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her
husband's funeral.

He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack..
The despondent widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother collapsed on the floor.

As he looked up at the computer screen, he saw the email she had been reading.

It read:

 

Part III.

Date:      October 16,2007
To:        My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived!

I know you're surprised to hear from me but hey have computers here now and
you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.

I've just arrived and have been checked in.

I've already arranged everything for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!!!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. It's freaking hot down here!!

 

1.  Car Accident in Texas ....Priceless! Turn up the sound and click on the link. http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/FunFiles/FunFilesDetails.asp?ArticleID=72

 

The Best Smart-Ass Answers of 2008 ! 

 

SMART-ASS ANSWER #7

It was mealtime during an airline flight. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 
'What are my choices?' John asked. 
 'Yes or no,' she replied. 

 

SMART-ASS ANSWER #6
 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate 
to check tickets. 
 
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. 
 
   Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.' 

 

SMART-ASS ANSWER #5 
 
   A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. 
    She asked a stock boy, ' Do these turkeys get any bigger?' 
    The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.' 

 

SMART-ASS ANSWER #4 
 
The police officer got out of his car as the kid who 
was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 
 
'I've been waiting for you all day,' the 
officer said. The kid replied, Yeah, well I got here as fast as I 
could.' 
 
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid 
on his way without a ticket. 

 

SMART-ASS ANSWER #3 
 
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and 
noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows 
it, the bridge is right in front of him and his truck gets 
wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles. 
 
Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his 
car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his 
hips and says, 'Got stuck, huh?' 
 
The truck driver says, 'No, I was delivering this 
bridge and I ran out of gas.' 

 

SMART-ASS ANSWER #2
 

 

SMART-ASS ANSWER # 1
 
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's 
final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses 
for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear 
attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in 
your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses 
whatsoever!' 
 
A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his 
hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I 
was suffering from complete and utter sexual 
exhaustion?' The entire class is reduced to laughter and 
snickering. 
 
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled 
knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 
'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with 
your other hand.' 

 

 Smart-Ass Bonus (funny . . . but not recommended for actual use)

 A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom 
mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her 
husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I 
really need you to pay me a compliment.' 
 
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn 
near perfect.

2.  AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO -- Story with a moral
  An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino.

She seemed a little intoxicated and placed a Twenty-Thousand Euro bet on a single roll of the dice.
   She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.
   With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
  As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'
  She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings clothes then quickly departed.
  The dealers stared at each other -- dumbfounded.
  Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
  The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
  MORAL OF THE STORY :
Not all Irish are drunks; Not all blondes are dumb; but all men are men!